Sunday, March 28, 2010

Khar Yan's theory & Rachel's question

Base on Khar Yan's style

She said:"
Love is a name
Sex is a game
?
Nahh~
Forget the name
and play the game!
"

Rachel's question on the day
Do u agree sex before marriage ?

As a result...
Male?
99.99%

Female?
=D who knows?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Mathematic noobie


HUEYNENG
ENOUGHT! the one who ignored me =[ 
Dont wan fren u jo! Don't teach me math and teach others people! BABAHAHAH!!
Bocoh hamsap face!


Math for today's number test !
I collected alot of great informations today!
And It really helps me alot when math 1!
=]
Its lucky last minute I study bout the Graph~
Helps alot too! TQ~

I ain't telling you how good my math is...
But I found out there are some people SHOUTING AROUND WITH THESE WORDS

"Eii...你够时间做吗?"!
   “我不够时间之间睡觉啦!"
p/s* not my class

Great....
And some one just did some super formula....
Which Add Math never reach this level yet...
I proudly present 
The Mr.HongKong 

Since teacher reminds us to bring along a paper for some in-case note down* 
This formula created by HkBoy and it leads you to fail Mathematic subject...
=D relex... Just a joke... WHY SO SERIOUS~
And Khong Zien is really a tanker...
U punch his ass with full strength and kick his butt critically or u try to twist his backside flesh..
He give you NO RESPOND!

About tomorrow's subject will be science...
And science probably recall you form3's gila gila topic like the one u like the most and u will only remember the only topic the rest of ur life [useful] =]

about the word
 photosynthesis
Whats wrong with the word actually? Nothing right?
My tuition teacher influence me too much(the study of reproduction)
And the word can be imagine to photointestis /  photosyntestis
 Sir,What the hell u teaching -.- better retire before your science gone worse


完! 

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Miss Lai and the Exam

Yeeppiii
Another day of a March-er ~
A girl who got the same ENGLISH surname with me =D

Lai Shin Tong = 来心痛
I think something like that XD
 hehe....

Happy Birthday anyway!

About today's malay exam...
I got a shit inside my head.... For the bahagian A
Boleh tahan jugak!

BAHAGIAN B!?
FUCK my Self -.-

same with paper2!

I donno what the hell yaa bina ayat talking...
by the way...

HUEYNENG...
I HATE YOUR BLOODY CRAP!! ARGHHH!!!

Friday, March 19, 2010

Happy birthday Mom !

A special day for mommy!
She purposely don't wanna go for work =D
cause its her birtthdayyy !!!

Happy Happy Birthday Mom!
You are getting pretty XD


Thursday, March 18, 2010

Brandnew Grey items

Arrrgghhh!!
I SUPPOSE TO BUY THIS WHEN CNY
wtf....

An extra large WAX!


A new cross ear ring!

AND A SHOE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oohh baby~ i been waiting for this moment~
T.T i Finally found u~
touch!


Anyway... Alice in wonderland isn't that nice -.-
but you will surely learn alot of love stuff inside ~


Should change the title to


ALICE IN BORINGLAND 
My fav clown


And my Fav White Queen
Her make up is kinda emo style 
And the way she act is =D
GREAT!!!!!!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Second fairytale of my life



I apologize 
everything u dislike which I did to u...
For things u like to do which I stop u...
for being negative and opposite...
For not trusting anymore...
For combining hate and love together....
hate that I love u
For not paying attention on you reason...


And I admit I am a very aggresive boyfriend in many ways...

I am not a good bf
I am not a good valentine
I am not a good perfect Sherman

We should start our own journey here....
Enjoy ur last year of school...
Enjoy madness , happiness with your best friends




tc





my relationship ends at 14th March 


Sunday, March 14, 2010

Part of group work memories (classmate)

Moral kerja amal O.o?
Encik radi said I can act as FAKE as I could !
Ok... Look at me... What the fuck u doing there sherman?
Were you learning how to play golf ? HAH!!
Fake and Gay~



The negative picture who'll actually influence the girls!
argghh,,,

You must be thinking why the hell are this 2 girls doing..
Sweeping?
Which mother sweeps need a father to help? XD
there are 2 person in this job... My god...
Success to Radi's concept (As fake as u Can)





100% FAIL IN THIS ACTING!
U should know u guys CANT act like that!
WHY?
Radi ASKED U TO ACT AS FAKE AS U CAN
WAD U DOING HUEY NENG?
WHY are u smiling =D
He never said u can show ur pretty face XD
I'm just saying*




aa... vivi and bo-ey~
Pass la pass la.....
so serious =/
takut ni...



LOL!
In this direction...
Celia is kinda "=)"




=[ know why?
She is laughing at the name...
the fking pity guy who actually act cool that wanted to clean the board everyday...










Anyway thanks to someone who help me sometimes
AND
Our school are providing White board!
YAy~!










Eddy1

Happy birthday to eddy =D

sorry for not attending for today's ~

For some reason T.T

Enjoy ur day ya~

Friday, March 12, 2010

Phew a day

First time out until so dam late man...
I ~ Now only got time for some text!
Not to  talk much first cause I am really DAM FUCKING TIRED!

But let me summarize about after school...

A meeting with Puan.Lily for some -.-
With wei kuan them listen listen to the speech...
till we speechless

And next !
The gan jiong one XD
Swimming day!

Funny thing was...
The sky were crying... I hate downpour...
its lucky Zues never felt angry and never throw any spear down from the sky =D
It rain really ...
For a while~

And I'm the one who rushing to catch up my Science Class T.T
Around 8+
=/

Right now I'm going to bed =D
NIGHT!


Thursday, March 11, 2010

Baby tracking 2 (hmwk table)

Clue 1 : Blue




Clue 2 : Enjoy eating
=D




Punishment 1 : Still cant see it = ask ur mother to gv u a knife




Punishment 2 : still can't see it? Take the knife from ur mother and hold it


Punishment 4 : Take the knife 
Cut ur mother into 1/2


Coming Up
"Today's Seni Trip"




Baby tracking (Garden)

Spot my baby !!



Can u see it? O.o



Muahahah!! Im here!!

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Ye hoong ye hoong ye hoong = Aging

Today is

MISS HO YE  HOonG's receiving present DAY!

WoooHooo~!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
to
You~
curi from FB
Yes
The aging one!






Lastly! Huey Neng!
I miss u for today XD 
as they said ur kaki sudah pata! Or u act one...


gg....

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Daddy stinginess?

*Over night at cousin's house!
WoooW hOoo!! Dageii until 5.30am =/
then awake at 8am -.-
shit.... can't fall at sleep cuz students got training to wake up early =/
CRAP! nah... just cant fall asleep too much O.o




Begin my today's post!
It been years and years my  Mr.DADDY 
Never spend any money buying toy for 
his son,Sherman-Me


And I STILL REMEMBER THE LAST TOY HE PRESENTED TO ME
its a motorcycle toy =/

And one day~
I mean this year~
He came back with this Green pack..
then I asked wtf was tat?

He just said : "you wan it? You get it =D"
O.o! stunned.....

Ofcuz I accept the offer ^^



1



2
OO LOOK... How sweet he is?
Its a green little tower! 



wait wait waittt... WAit a minute... I think I just saw a Carlsberg on the design? 
Nvm its ok~
So I asked dadii where the hell he got it...

Unacceptable*
Mr.Daddi :"Ohh... Me and my frens were drinking up to RM***
So the Carlsberg girl said there is a promotion of freeing stuff like Gambling cards,Lighter and tower =/ "




Thanks Dad...
I'll use this tower to rub my tears....

Saturday, March 6, 2010

SJ or SNDN?




Obviously I'm showing someone who is NOT lesbian!

VS




And I'm not showing this to GAY


Which one would u choose O.o


Ye Hoong and Mon Yin must BE very angry with this result


Friday, March 5, 2010

3rd March-er

Forgotten to wish

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

TO

 Michelle Tan  &  Lay Fang 

Stay happy and keep pretty =D

Mammi Vs Aiyana show!

LOL...
Around 12.40pm (after school)
At SMKSM
opposite of the gate

A very funny things happened today after school...

My mother and Aiyana this indian kid got an argument !
hahaha... its really funny actually...

First of all Aiyana shake my mom's car~
He was chatting with his fren and acting cool around like a gangster =D
Then my mammy endure awhile~
Shake for the 2nd time
Mammi endure
3rd time...shake shake shake...
Mammi started to fuck someone...

Mammi : Hey kid~ Wad for u spam bang my car?
Aiyana : No! I Din!
Mammi : You did it k? I can feel the vibration !
Aiyana : NO! I really DIN do it!

LOL

Mammi : I SAID U DID OKAY!

wtf...

His fren ask him to apologize and with some indian language which we donno
#$%^&*()_

Aiyana : YOU shut UP #$%^&*()_*

Mammi : No! You Shut up! U shouldn't scold him this way
(Reach into the bag and take the phone for some PIKCA =D)*

His fren : omg* she is gonna take some of ur picture to mr.chee!

Mammi : I'll grab some photos and report to ur discipline teach...
Aiyana then gv some post of yong shui and says : "Report to Mr.Chee la"

Mammi immediately shhot him back : " you shut up,You don't need to tell me wad to do."
And that how mammi was into the guardhouse ~
Then I'm out and I saw everyone in the bus shop watching the show going on..
O.o
Hey wad supp uhh....


Base on the true story

Science Missyz~

erm... Just nv though that Richael and KharYan came for science together and together !!
They were late for 20minutes.. Lols...
Anyway that would probably better than D.D.
She was actually wasting money on tuition for some reason...
For me... 
I SAID FOR ME!!

She is totally a wasting time + money...
Once you paid up ur tuition fees.. Why skip class?
Cause it isn't the first time... and there are multiple times!
Just don't understand~.. I don't get it with ur thinking~ I just cant accept the fucking reasons!
Isn't mature or? Playful?

hmmm.... even this is non-of-my-business..
But I just can't put it into my eyes and watch somethings so freak on you...

The reason and excuse u gave to me...
"I was at pasar malam"
&
"I've forgotten the time [tuition]"

Great... =]
Enjoy Pasar malam...
and one day you'll be really a pasar...
And one more thing for your attitude you really have to change
cause of teachers are complaining you,running around ---- To----
another classes especially 5tek2 with ur beloved  
and you are kinda DOWN SYNDROME for some act of it...


Done speeching...
Think...


Thursday, March 4, 2010

4th on March

There are really moutain of homeworks for end of February and beginning of fucking March...
March has bring the same things from February..
Especially you...
just hate to fell like a novice from some issue 
and
this March

And I'm quite happy that when I heard classes said Anita gv alot of esseis and note to get done within a week..
=/
And I still remember the 8essay she gave us b4 chinese new year..
I done it yesterday =D
Thanks you Lia!
But I'll help my baby apologize at your fancy book =[
He dont meant to do it!
HE's Innocent !
Trust me...
Cause he is just a bit playful and "wai sek"
And you can see him getting fat and fatter...
hehehe....

Anyway... Still got tuition at 5.30pm..
and still having the same subject homework to do for today...

the
SEJARAHNOTE
known as 
the 
DEATHNOTE



So... 
Lai Sherman is going to get the note done...






.com



end~



Japan = U love it

Japan is about as kinky as sex around the world gets. Cute doll-like girls and frustrated salary men, love hotels and pornography everywhere.
It has been noted before that the Japanese culture is unique in many ways, often not short of bizarre. When it comes to sex though they blow the rest of the world away.
Though on the decline there are still vending machines that dispense the underwear of Japanese schoolgirls; the traditional subject of erotic fantasy in Japan. Schoolgirls represent all the naive, submissive qualities so idealized by the men. Many of the manga comic books read by the average salary man depict schoolgirls being raped and demeaned.
Not that the schoolgirls are any angels themselves though. Many sell their own soiled underwear over the internet or else engage in enjo kosai or, ‘compensated dating’ Unable to afford the Gucci accessories and Nokia phone of their dreams, girls pick out an older guy and offer their bodies in exchange for designer goods.

Prostitution is rife in Japan and has always been the realm of the Yakuza, the Japanese mafia. There are girls in the street who hopefully call out ‘massagee?’ who will escort you to the nearest parlour.
Then you have the hostess clubs where men go to flirt and be flattered, paying hundreds of dollars per hour and building stronger personal relationships with the hostesses than with their wives.
Once their libidos have been worked up a bit they may head off to the blow job bars. There they buy a drink and a girl comes along to service them under the table. It costs extra if they choose the girl and she’s likely to be an imported Thai, Korean or Filippina.
If they’re looking for something more specialized there are various Soapland joints where women offer assisted ‘touch-good’ and ‘kiss-good’ in a bubble bath. Or otherwise there are full-blown prostitutes offering whatever fantasy the salary man has been dreaming of all week in his dead end job. Often involving some kind of painful degradation or humiliation of the client.
There is also strong evidence of widespread incest in Japan with the majority of cases involving mothers and sons. As the Japanese boy matures into puberty the mother worries that his sex drive may distract him from his studies and so a few take it upon themselves to provide relief themselves.

AV 
stands for Adult Video, i.e. porn movies. AV is a huge business in Japan, with about 1000 companies producing more than 30 new titles, both legal and illegal, each day! AV is easily available in Japan, and there are even vending machines for them on the street, although as a nod to the protection of minors the display is covered with a photo-sensitive material to black it out during the daylight hours. In fact AV has quite high public exposure in Japan, with AV actresses regularly appearing on TV and in magazines, and having their own websites and fanzines. There are even schools where aspiring actors and actresses can be taught the necessary skills to succeed in the business, but although good money can be made as an AV star, a typical career will last only 1 or 2 years. The predominant skills needed by AV actresses are extreme youth, an aura of innocence and sexual inexperience, and the knack of enthusiastic compliance with the instructions and desires of the men. Older, more sexually experienced, actresses are rare. Many videos will spend the first half of the movie with the young actress fully clothed, being interviewed by the (always older) male. Her innocence and inexperience firmly established, she will then be seduced by him. In the final consummation, her eyes will remain closed, and rather than moaning and groaning, she will emit whines and squeaks, rather like the sounds of a young puppy. Legal and illegal AV differs little in content, but in legal AV genitalia and pubic hair are censored by mosaic pixelation. In Japan, genitals are considered pornographic, but pedophilia and violent rape are not.
LOL


=] By Calvin Wong Neng