Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Epic FB scene

When time flies.. I am now here with the famous and latest social network which called Facebook. Before facebook, friendster was the very first social network I been using since I was form..secondary school la -.-
Never mind, lets talk about what I hate in the social network. Firstly, I feel so weird when SOME OF the girls being soo bad-ass (don't ever misunderstand if I ain't shooting you). We can see this by looking at their profile pictures, they eventually edit all their natural looks with photoshop and make their face even fake-r AND fucker. Well, yes I got no problems with you girls but you are totally different from what/how u look in ur picture man =).

If I were the guy dating chicks on the nets!
*Ohh hooo thiss is gonna be great,.. awww?? I though it was a mountain?? Why the hell it is flat like a  high way or airport??
Is kinda LET DOWN huhh?? Base on the profile picture, the bitches have boobies with a Megan Fox face! God Dammnit...When they came to me, they are no longer a Lara Croft but just a transformer which change from facebook boobie to reality~
Yet, I didn't mean to hate the A size girl okay? I love a-type too as long as u are a 100% girl without surgery and..TRANSFORMER!

As I said, I got no problems with you all. Anyhoe, SOME of the girls now are even worse. They take picture which emphasize not ON THEIR FACE ANYMORE. Guess where? HAHAAHAHAH definitely what your(guys only) yellow thinking right now. They no longer take picture with their face right now, they are taking pictures with their most attractive parts of body =D. Spicy right?

*ISH!! NOT BIG ENOUGH! SQUEEZE IT!!!
*I GOT ANOTHER IDEA!! TOP to BOTTOM! I do have a career line OK?

gosh man..although u are attractive bitch, but..AGHAGAGAG!! Why u need to prove me your career line, I know I know if u don't get a good job, u can at least be a hooker right? A career opportunity for ur future =D
Not really and I am jokoing~ 
I don't know is that a trend or what? Why can't you just shoot properly your face but not the line~

*Shut the fuck up Sherman, I am fat and I am not beautiful with  my face! So just fuck off!

I guess there must be some huge girls scolding me like that? As Miss Kik said : " Pan Mee Pan Mee LA! Cannot Take picture meh? ". Just stay confidence with your natural face la, pimple? so what? My face is round, so what? cute what~ =) but make sure u don't over act lorh~
Thats WHY I LOVE

                              Stephanie !

Look how sassy she is..always and forever~



Argh I don't give a shit on how you think about me =]
But facebook ain't that bad,it depends on how you use it~

Guess what? I accidentally click in this profile and the worst guy I ever seen in my life. This guy freak me out and waste my breakfast which cost me Rm4
 Dont laugh okay..?

This is the trend
Dun just show a little bit of ur career line omg..

Lastly, I would like to ask those fucker at least upload some of ur shit face, so that I can know who the hell is mandy or sandy or lily -.- U dun upload ur photo,how the fuck am I going to know u?
Request also request properly la ! SHIT!

=] any way stay happy and look for more funny stuff around you. 

Sunday, July 17, 2011

the coming ?

So finally I am here again to update this zombies with some fresh meats!
Yes..Been lazying to write so much of my TARC life..
Been busing for doing assignments and outing with my new buddies =D
And been working out my body to keep the shape going on and good looking always xD
wakakaka...
I am finally got a space to fill the blog..
So basically Im coming home every Friday or Saturday due to my practical class having on the damn weekends. pretty bad luck for the only PR group which have class on Saturday..
Coll is quite an adventure day and night for me..involve soo mucha outdoor activities when there isn't a time limit for u to rush back to home..
mama dada calling you? searching for you when u're late to home?
lol it doesn't mean im that kinda person la..but some times?
The first thing with my friends was to get high in the club~ I nv though of going to club again? I TOT i was going to pub? But eventually, I got home at 6.30am that day..people starts to brush their teeth and clean their ass, while I just got home.. Epic scene..My fren kene block xD


so another day I spot ah boon kao lui without ajak me and CT together.. As what primary school teacher told us, sharing equals to caring right? but this fella is kinda solo..duk sek dou sei..


as i said..college is quite adventure right? A broadcast senior was having his project and he needs a lot of man power in this short film.. So he picked me up for one of the scene =D
Not really 1 actually.. ermm..this film is about the unity of Malaysia.. One of the scene was, playing guitar..actually I was pretending so hard on how to play the fking guitar..Makes me so embarrassing!

erm..I'm not sure whether telling this here or not? After the Sekinchan Shooting.. The director had a chat with me..talks about his new idea on "Friendship" film.. The Story is like 2 guys were super duper great fren while there were little kids..one the the guy went to the city and work.. and the other one stays at kampung..but the kampung dude is actually in loved with that guy.. So he wanted me to act the kampung guy my mind was " So im going to a gay scene right?"
AND DAMN YES...gay scene? So what? right? but the scene involve..lips to lips interaction.. @@
final decision is a NO for him

alright..seems like I'm drunk...change the damn topic..

Besides this..the reason im so free here because I had done my mid-term exam + assignments!!
YEAR!!! Everything is just going smooth but coming Saturday would face the tutor in front of the lecture hall for presentation..shit pants...! I started to shake my legs when ever I think of it..
shit pantss damn ittt! Screw me up!!!
Alright lets change the damn topic again..
As all the seniors and TARCian said..this college is a very perfect place to look for a partner.. the so called Peach Fate is so great..
ofcuz..I did met a lot of sassy around the area but not my type~
annnndd I dunnu whether is this a good news or a bad news for me?
So..the finally peach fate came to me this afternoon..
One of my classmate confessed herself to me just now and I was like "wtf?"
It is trueeeeee, serious? ........and this poor little girl might be the first person for me to reject =/
I am not trying to show off here but =( poor girl~
Hate my girl fiend as my classmate..sorii!!